500? Seriously??

Would you believe this is my 500th post? Who would have thought I would have that much to say?

Don't answer that.

What can I do to celebrate? 

I don't have $500 to give away. I don't have $5.00.

List my 500 favorite books? Maybe not.

Let's do an internet search for "500"and see if we get any ideas...

According to Wikipedia, 500 is  "the natural number following 499 and preceding 501" Gee, thanks for that news flash. Very helpful.

Wikipedia also lists the year 500 as a leap year. Did they have leap years back then? Must check Wikipedia to find out...

500 years ago, around this date, Mary Tudor wed King Louis XII of France. Not sure what to do with that information. I'm already married.

Try to get on the Fortune 500 list? I'll keep working on that.

Wax poetical about the Indy 500? Um...

Pledge to run 500 miles this year? 500 yards? 500 feet? Never mind.

500 appears to be the name of a card game...which looks way too complicated for my brain to grasp right now. "Go Fish" is too complicated for my brain these days.

Ooh, this is a Harley 500:

I wonder if that comes with car seats?

Go golfing at the 500 Club? Or stick a fork in my eye 500 times? Decisions, decisions...

Ooh, here's another 500 Club that looks to be a little more lively. Quite a drive for a drink, though (even if it does promise 'ne'er-do-wells')

Post 500 pictures of cute kittens? (This is the internet, after all.)

Apparently, 500 degrees is "the optimal temperature of a burger-ready cooking surface". Who knew? Perhaps I should make burgers tonight?

This internet searching isn't helping me much...think I could sneak time to read for 500 minutes straight? Nap for 500 minutes straight? What could I eat 500 of (not burgers)? 

Type 500 words amounting to basically nothing, but qualifying somehow as a blog post anyway? Hey, I can do that!*

*Did you seriously just count the words? Seriously?? You are even worse than I am at wasting time, aren't you? And you came up with too few words and you are about to call me out on it. Well, guess what, buddy: at the end of this next sentence it will be 500 words, and you will have to say that you are really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sorry for doubting me. So there.