S: "I will help take care of the baby. I will lick her. I don't think she will like that." (Last part said quite gleefully)
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I am three weeks pregnant. Getting into the van, C. surveys me and says, "Mom, I think you are getting fat."
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Me to S: "What will you teach the new baby?"
S: (with no hesitation) "How to be a turd!"
Girl you two have wasted no time! Good luck with #3, it seems all your children are very amusing!
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