When I relate random things said or done by my kids, pets, library patrons, or strange people I meet, someone always asks me "When are you going to write a book?" The answer is the same for every mom - "In my spare time!"
I think your beets floated down here to town into my back yard. Also, if you don't get those onions out of the strawberries, your strawberries will taste like onion. blegh
I think I have given up on the strawberries - too much sun or something. The onions seem pretty determined to grow just about everywhere. Next year I'll put the strawberries in pots closer to the house (easier access for the chipmunks who are digging up my garlic there).